my girlfriend thinks im weird but ive been calling my mini 3 'gerald' for like four months now. started as a joke and now it just stuck. i genuinely say things like 'gonna take gerald out for a spin' and she just stares at me. curious if anyone else does this or if its just me slowly losing it

mine is called the divorce machine because of how much i spent on it and all the accessories lol. not actually divorced but it was a close call when the credit card statement came in

I named my first one Icarus and then it fell in a lake so maybe I jinxed myself. the replacement I refuse to name now, superstitious I guess